flowerteen:

I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single.

jthages:

NOT FOOL WITH ME

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

eatingisfab:

Tips on Studying

*open a book*

*read the first sentence*

*understand it very well*

*then slowly close your eyes*

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

(Source: reinapepiada)

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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bullied:

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

(Source: bullied)

syosama:

when ppl start talkin shit about someone who treated you like garbage

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dashdrive:

how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

voyed:

 

indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me